Sunday, February 28, 2010

Things I Learned in Portland

After 5+ days in Portland there are a few things I learned.
In no particular order, perhaps you will learn a thing or two, too.

Men in Portland like to wear Hawaiian print shirts. I was not given an explanation for this when I asked.

Portland is close to Vancouver.
Vancouver Washington, that is. Not to be confused with the Olympic Village Vancouver, BC.

Some people in Portland - men and women, alike - wear these shoes with these springy-lookin' shocks on the heel. Supposedly it is good for the back.

A lot of raincoats in Portland.

Recycling every where you look.

The three hour time difference is hard when wanting to communicate with the family you miss so much.

Portland - I liked you.

Cincinnati - can't wait to get back to you. And my babies.

Friday, February 26, 2010

"And This One Time, At Band Camp..."

Home Shows. They are interesting. Some folks would say fun. Get good ideas. See neat things.

Working a Home Show - that is a whole different story...

Working the Angie's List booth at Home Shows is what I am doing to help out my family financially and taking a baby step back into the working world. They are long days, usually 9 hours or so. Talking to people, selling memberships, etc. But the other half of it is the other people working at booths. They can become your friends - "covering" your booth for potty and food breaks. A nuisance - "Windows! Siding! Doors! Insulation! Which project are YOU tackling this year?!" Or, simply, a whole lot of entertainment.

In Cleveland, my "booth roomie" was Rich, a nice 50ish year old man with a helpful hand and a HUGE sense of humor. He was great. And if you ever need a solar light for a dark room in your home, Rich is your man. If you live in Cleveland, that is.

This week, in Portland, I have a great "booth roomie" to the left with Brent and Curt of Gary's Vacuflo (super-cool central vac systems...I want one) and across the "street" with female Chris of a siding and window company.

And then there is "Susie" (names have been changed to protect the innocent - or weird, in this case).

Susie is my "roomie" to the right. She works for a home builder. I noticed she was a little "off," if you will, yesterday, but she was nice enough and covered my booth when I had to potty.

Today - a whole other story.

Susie started talking today about her days traveling the world, skipping college to compete, meeting her husband and friends she has all over the world from competing in flag corp.

Yes. I said FLAG CORP.

Now don't get me wrong. I love me some band performances. One of my besties in high school was Cherie "Mark, Time, Mark!" Dunlap, Drum Major. My senior year our band competed with songs from "Carmen" and most Friday nights I would cry it was so beautiful. So trust me when I say I don't knock band people. Hey, even Rob was in the band. And I played a mean rendition of "Making Muffins" with the flute in 5th grade.

But Susie is STILL talking about traveling flag corp.
Susie is in her 40s. Susie is a mom.
AND
Susie has a picture of herself from circa 1980 in her flag corp outfit as her profile picture on Facebook.
Trust me, I know. She showed me.

She says she loves that she has Facebook now so she can rekindle all her old friendships with people from travel flag corp.
From the 80s.

You wanna know the best part?

Susie can relate to the Olympians competing right now because she knows how it feels to be a World Champion.

Yep. You and Michael Phelps, Sus.
Mono E Mano.

And THAT, ladies and gentleman, was my Thursday at
The Home Show.
Jealous much??

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Jack's Big Night

Jack had a big night. According to him, he felt the loose tooth, pulled on it and it just came out!
A little bit of blood and a whole lot of pride later, we have a big boy with a missing tooth!

And I missed it.

I found out via text message when I got off my flight to Portland.
And I cried in the airport.

Especially when Jack got on the phone, recounted the events for me, and told me he and Daddy put the tooth in a safe place for when I get home and then we will put it under his pillow for the Tooth Fairy.

I love that sweet boy.
I love his Daddy for trying to make me feel better about missing this big "first."
And many thanks to Julie for calming me down, too.

If I am this emotional over missing his first lost tooth...ugh. I have to get it together.


Here is the proud boy!
(Sorry for the poor quality - cell phone picture!)

Now we have to explain how the Tooth Fairy can't possibly deliver 3000 quarters, as Jack is requesting. I'll let you know how that conversation turns out...

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Can I Get An AMEN??!!

3 Children.

1 hour long Mass.

0 Children removed from church due to inappropriate behavior, screaming, bathroom breaks or crying.

Can I get an AMEN!!

Today, Mass did not conquer us, we conquered it.
And I even remember what the readings were about!

WOW! What a great Sunday indeed!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Living for the Weekend


Greetings from the Goshorn Kids!

Not much going on 'round these parts. Had a fun morning at the gym, playing with friends and shootin' hoops with Mom and Dad. Jack and Will are both getting a lot better at dribbling. Jack can even do it without looking! Brooke is getting better at "shooting" the ball. It now somewhat goes in the direction she is aiming for.

We have been working on our basement over the past few weeks...removing things, rearranging things, etc. We have had a nice man named "Mr. Jim" from Able over framing and wiring electric for the first step in the long process of finishing the basement. The kids adored Jim and hearing Brooke yell "Dim! Dim!" just melted all our hearts. I think he will be back to visit his little girlfriend!

Thanks to Miss Angela and "The Squeakel" soundtrack she sent us, these are the current hits of the Goshorn Kids:
*Brooke knows the chorus to both "Good Night" by the Black Eyed Peas and "Put a Ring On It" by Beyonce. Well, not so much the chorus but the "Uh oh oh!" part. So cute!
*Jack has really taken a liking to the 80's hit "You Spin Me" - you know, right 'round baby - but does not agree with me as to the real lyrics. We are still in a debate.
*Will likes all of the above, including "Hot & Cold" by Katy Perry. Watching him in the rear-view mirror has almost caused several rear-end accidents.
NOTE: All of these songs are sung by either The Chipmunks or The Chipettes, which puts a whole other spin on things. And please be assured, my children's favorite artists are always going to be Britney and Gaga. We haven't lost our taste.

Hope you all have a great weekend and pray for some sign of spring!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Will on Wednesday

And what a great edition this will be as it is
Will on ASH Wednesday.

I took both boys to church tonight and explained once during the day and again on the ride over that Father (aka GOD to our boys - can't quite get that one figured out) would make a cross on their foreheads with the ashes, it would not hurt, they would not feel anything, don't back away, etc. etc.

So the moment came when folks started heading to the altar for ashes. And Will says - loudly, because my children DO NOT understand the concept of no talking in church, let alone whispering - "Why is everyone getting a boo-boo on their head?"

Thus, I explain the situation again, yada, yada, yada...

As we walk back to the pew Jack says: "Why did he say DUST?"
("For you are dust and unto dust you shall return.")
For the millionith time I tell them to stop talking...

And then the gusto -
We are back at the pew and Will says:
"Mom, I got my ashes. Now I am going to turn black."

I am pretty sure the entire pew behind me was laughing at this point...

...Or was it when Will was "reading" the front of the missal describing Jesus sinking into a "pool of lava?"

Yep...just another mass with the boys. Betcha want to come to our church, huh??!!

Twitter

As you can see, I have added Twitter to my blog. I have been doing it for awhile now, thanks to Julie. I don't do it on my phone - just computer at home. But it is fun to follow other people and see what they write about. Even my husband does it...and that is saying something! So if you have never tried it - go for it! It's fun! And as you can see...I rarely update. And most are just Julie and I talking back and forth - HA! You would think we do that enough on the phone...oh no! We have to tweet too!

Chaotic

This is our lives right now as we know it.

Let me give you a slight recap of yesterday...and please note:
There are at least 3 instances where I could easily be nominated for Mother of the Year.

I get all the kids dressed and loaded up yesterday for Brooke's 18 month appt. Yes, she is almost 20 months old and I forgot about making the appt. til last week - 1st Nomination. They have been held captive in the house most of the last 2 weeks so I thought we would go to the mall afterwards to blow the stink off.

We get to the doctor, he begins to examine her - which she DOES NOT LIKE - and she proceeds to get VERY upset and...
she vomits everywhere. Like a faucet. Disgusting.
Note: In case you are keeping track - Nomination 2.

At this point, we head home since she and I are in no shape to be out in public. When Brooke goes down for an afternoon nap I send the boys outside to "work." They proceed to remove the snow off our outdoor table. They have fun, I have peace and quiet, the snow gets somewhat removed. And yes, it is freezing outside. But they love it. Possible Nomination 3.


"The Work"


"The Work Crew"


Concentrating...


Smiling for the camera


After that we become "Fun Parents" and take the kids to dreaded Chuck E Cheese for Jack's school fundraiser. That place is so disgusting but my kids think it is heaven on earth. Definite Nomination 4.


Brooke could have sat in this car all night - moving or not!

To top the entire day off, we return home to a noticeable chill in the air...INSIDE our house. Yep...the igniter goes out in our furnace. That equals no heat. Awesome. Thank God my kids have heater/fans for their rooms. Daddy and Mommy, on the other hand...pants and long sleeve shirts and a few extra blankets for bed.

And it is only Wednesday!!??

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy Valentines Day




This was my present when I got home tonight


Am I lucky or what?!

Hope you had a wonderful Valentines Day!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Randoms

Yet another edition of randoms...

I made it to Cleveland for work. Not a fun trip in all this snow. But I am here, working and getting uninterrupted sleep. And Ty Pennington will be at the show Saturday - I might scream out "MOVE THAT BUS!" Original, huh?

I miss my babies.

My babies were well cared for by Aunt Stacy and Baby Cade. No school for Jack made it easy for no car duty but made for long days in the house. Stacy said the boys were very helpful and Brooke is definitely the boss of the house. Now they are with Grandma Goshorn. The Wii is already up and running...I could hear the boys squeal with delight on the phone!

Tooth is still there - thank goodness. I can't miss this monumental occasion.

That is the randomness from Cleveland tonight. Exciting stuff, eh?

Monday, February 8, 2010

No News Is...

...no news.

Nothing going on around here. School and the gym....that's about it. And snow. Lots of it.

I leave Wednesday for work in Cleveland. The kids will get smothered by Aunt Stacy and Baby Cade and Grandparents Goshorn. That equals McDonald's, Pizza, candy, cinnamon rolls and anything else they want. And lots of Wii at Grandma's. Sounds like "The Good Life" if you ask me.

Tooth is still intact. I know you have been wondering. I am about to pull that sucker out...if he loses it while I am gone
I. WILL. LOSE. IT.

I'm just a little controlling...

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Randoms

Random things I have heard at my house in the last week:

Jack: "Mom, do you wanna know why Brooke is bossy? Because YOU are bossy to us. Like how you boss us around, she just wants to boss one of us around."
Thanks for that clarification.

Will: "I don't know why. I just want to hide behind the door."
You can probably guess what this was all about...

Jack (at 645am):"Mom, I am ready to get up."
Mom: "Jack, go back to bed. It is not time to get up yet."
Jack (about 2 mins. later) "Mom...I forgot that I puked last night."
Thanks for that wake-up call.

Brooke: "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "Ieee Wuv YOU!"
In no particular order, mind you.

And finally...while showing Will and I the American Flag he made at school last week...
Jack: "See Will - you can hold this up and say your American Idols!"

Don't you wish you were a fly on OUR walls??!!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Working Girl

I started work this past weekend, thus no photos or posts.
I am working for my cousin's company...might have heard of it...Angie's List.
Yes, there is an Angie.
So I will be hit or miss thru mid-March, as I work a week, off a week, etc.

But there may just be an exciting (to us) post later this week.
Someone has a very loose tooth in this house!
But first we have to get over the stomach flu - yuck!