Only A Woman Would Understand

**NOTE**
This post is a little TMI so read with that in mind.

So...Aunt Flo is making her visit this week and it reminded me of an "Oldie But A Goodie" by my daughter.

A few months back when that b*$#h Aunt Flo was visiting again, Brooke caught me in the bathroom with Aunt Flo's friend, Tammy-Pon....

...Because, I have not gone to the bathroom alone in approximately 6 years...

Brooke looked at me, bent down and looked at my bottom, looked at me, looked at my bottom, and then said,

"Mommy...you got a boo-boo down there?"

Reminds me of when I was younger (around 11 - yes, I was a young bloomer) and my brother Jayson (10)

- yes, my mother had the same condition as me -
Natural-Family-Planning-Equals-2 or 3-Kids-Under-2-Itis -

walked in on me putting a pad on (look, 5 kids and 2 bathrooms...it happens, okay?!).
He looked at me and said,

"Don't you think you are a little young to be doing that?"

He also asked me how to put a pad on. I told him you put the sticky part on your underwear.
He said,

"Good. 'Cause I thought you put the sticky part up and I knew that would have to hurt."

Only A Woman Would Understand...
and one day, Brooke will too.